You are on a boat, going along very nicely, looking good and feeling pretty chuffed. And then…
I believe this is what the kids refer to as "pwned".
(h/t D. Smith)
The Mariner is a mysterious mutant who has plied our dystopic planet’s oceans for many years aboard his custom Jeanneau trimaran. He is keenly interested in extreme sailing and other watery humanoid pursuits, enjoys sushi, and has an aversion to Dry Land. His blog Waterworld appears exclusively at SAILfeed.