Fantasy Yacht Brokerage: PUMA

Well, this is for anyone who has a couple mil just sitting around. Put it to good use, I say, and buy yourself some exhilaration.

How? Well, how about buying yourself a VO70 and taking to the seas at up to 30-plus knots. And I've got just the boat for you: PUMA's Mar Mostro.

I can understand if you doubt my advice, uninformed as it usually is. But take it from Kenny Read:

Do I have your attention now? Good. Because next you'll want to check out the specs. I think you'll agree that

this is what one calls a complete sail-away listing.

And before you get on the plane for a personal inspection, here's a little below-decks tour:

Sure, it's a bit gloomy down there, though highly functional. So, instead, imagine yourself up here, doing this:

Tempting, no? Serious enquires only. And make sure you mention I sent you. Maybe they will give me a commssion...