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Would you eat insects?

Posted by // February 18, 2014 // COMMENT (4 Comments)

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Fried bugs!

We all process cultures in different ways and through different filters. One of my favorites is food, and in that respect, Thailand is truly a feast: delicious cuisine that is often much more complex than it appears. Even the Thai equivalent of fast food is a treat. A few nights ago, we trucked out to the big weekend market in Phuket with an international group of cruisers (Aussie, New Zealander, Danish, American) to do some sampling from the food stalls.

“Truck” is not the best way to describe our transport. Actually, we had a van with a driver- described as VIP, but ultimately cheaper per person than the alternatives after we crammed dozen and a half cruisers in. It had some specific rules emblazoned on the side panel windows. Remember, people: no durian. No dogs. No smoking. No sex. But karaoke? OK! Hmmmm.
Night market VIP van
Arriving at the market is overwhelming at first. It covers an area that’s easily larger than a couple of city blocks, with tiny alleyways between packed vendor stalls. Single file is the only way to make progress in the flow of the crowd. There are a few places to sit, but most of them are under hot airless covers. Helpful in the rainy season, no doubt, but unnecessary now – especially when almost everything can be eaten by hand.

We start with the simple stuff. This is easy, because there are more edibles on a stick than the Minnesota State Fair. Unlike the Fair, most of them are identifiable (let’s ignore the mystery meat kebabs- but hey, look at those baby octopus!) and barbecued instead of deep fried. Mmm, smokey blackened squid with a fiery chili sauce…

Thai street food
There are the stalls that stop you in your tracks, like this one selling massive grilled prawns: each one is about the size of a lobster tail. This is the “high end” of the market: most vendors sell servings for $.50-$1 (like the sate sticks above), but a full plate of these babies is a little over US$10.

Thai street food
Bacon makes everything better, right? How about grilled, bacon-wrapped straw mushrooms? (I’ll take those over the bacon wrapped hot dogs…).

Thai street food

Other times you kind of have to just look the other way… like the fly swatter getting a little too friendly with the crab. I’ll pass. On the other hand… see those shredded veggies in the bag at the right side? That’s a green papaya salad. Pounded in a large mortar with a dressing that brings together the key elements of sweet, salty, sour, spicy, it’s one of my favorite things to eat in Thailand.

Thai street food
These light pancakes get a leaf of lettuce, a few thin slices of pork, some vegetables and a mystery sauce to be miraculously transformed into the best non-fried spring roll to grace your tastebuds.

Thai street food

Fried bugs!I looked forward to finding find new-to-me treats. I did not expect that to include insects, but there they were, and there was the vendor with a big thumbs up and a smile, saying “arroy!” (delicious!). Living in Bali in 1991, it was a while before I learned that my favorite dish was not in fact vegetarian, but included honeybee larvae as a key ingredient. At a gut level, you know these aren’t going to be bad. It’s just cultural, right? It’s only our western lens that says “ew, insects!”  In fact, insects are a staple feature of many regional Thai food traditions.

Walking by suddenly was not an option, and raising my camera to take a photo wasn’t really satisfying enough. So we bought a bag.

I admit it: I had to close my eyes for that first one. The vendor watched me with rapt concentration, and I gave her a completely honest reaction. “Arroy!” Holy cow, but little fried crickets are GOOD. Think of it this way: it’s a crunchy, salty snack. How far off can you really go? I don’t know what else was mixed in when the vendor gave them a quick fry up and another shake of some mystery marvel powder, but it was delicious!

Two ingredients that show up over and over: lemongrass and kaffir lime leaves. You really can’t substitute for the flavor of either, and their unique citrusy tang is getting worked into meals on Totem now too. These are finely sliced and mixed into fried rice, then topped with a sate of your choice and a selection of sauces.

Thai street food

If you’re going to eat, you’ll want to drink. There’s plenty of chilly Chang beer, but when else can you have fresh sugarcane juice? Stacks of sugarcane sit next to the machine that pulverizes them into juice, then decanted into recycled glass pop bottles. It’s sweet, not as sickly sweet as you’d expect.

Thai street food
Thai street food

Time for dessert! Two kids demonstrate a universal truth, watching with unbroken intensity as a vendor prepares their custom order of frozen goodness. Ice cream here is prepared by hand, to order, by blending the base flavor with mix-ins like fruit or sprinkles over a cold plate.

it's universal
Sated and happy we piled back into our VIP transportation, where the driver did his best to charm us by turning on the black light and cranking up the country and western, and we did our best to surprise ourselves by belting out the lyrics to “Country Road” as we bounced back to the anchorage.

Night market VIP van
Hungry yet? Here are more photos from the night market to indulge your Thai food fantasies.

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4 Responses to “Would you eat insects?”

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  2. Seven Cs says:

    “Hungry yet?” Absolutely! This all looks fantastic! Here in Belize, there are some delicious dishes, but not nearly the variety there is in Thailand. Interestingly, they don’t seem to utilize insects as a food source here. Would we eat insects? Yes – and we have. I must admit though: grubs are a bit better fried than they are raw…. :) But not nearly so delicious as some of the dishes you show here!

  3. Rona House says:

    Of course the ‘truck” offers karaoke! In the UK no charabanc (sic) outing was complete without a sing-song on the way home.

  4. Linda says:

    Love this article because I love markets!! One of the most exciting things about travel is seeing what people eat and being introduced to new edibles of the world!! Speaking of insects, we ate crickets in Oaxaca, lemon ants and termites in Ecuador and huge maggots called “jungle bacon” in the Amazon (surprised myself on that one!)

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